Subject: BLONDE COOK'S DIARY

[Slick Vic Ulster Ranger]

Subject: BLONDE COOK'S DIARY




BLONDE COOK'S DIARY:



MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I

made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs

separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan

me some extra bowls.



TUESDAY: Tom wanted fruit salad for supper.

The recipe said serve without dressing! So I didn't

dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend

home for supper.



WEDNESDAY: A good day for rice. The recipe

said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It

seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I

can't say it improved the rice any.



THURSDAY: Today Tom asked for salad again. I

tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, lay

on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom

asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.



FRIDAY: I found an easy recipe for cookies.

It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it.

There must have been something wrong with this

recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as

when I left.



SATURDAY: Tom did the shopping today and

brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for

Sunday (oh boy).For some reason Tom keeps counting

to ten.



SUNDAY: Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted

to serve roast but all I had was hamburger.

Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the

hamburger in the oven and set the controls for

roast. It still came out hamburger,much to

my disappointment.



GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very

exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I

can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom

into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise

him with chocolate moose.

Can some of you ladies help this lady:lool :rofl

[Kid Sopris]

Slick vic, Have you no shame? :tap Ladies united will surely roast you over this one..Not to mention the Blonde Ones:lool

Well I will say this for ya, you are a brave Irishman or a foolish one, either way it's a great diary story! :rofl

[Bloomin']

Now do you really think Tom married her for her cooking skills? :tap :tap :rofl :rofl

[Lizzie Marie]

I thought that was pretty funny and sounds somewhat like my friend :faint and those of you who know her know who I mean :rofl :lool :rofl

[Cinnamon Teal]

I thought it was funny too! Unfortunately, I know too many women like that..... especially the ones that I try to teach how to cook over an open fire at the Fort...:rofl

[Ida Hands]

:lool :lool :lool :rofl

[Adah Isaacs Menken]

Pretty cute (glad I'm not blond):lool :lool :lool

[Kica Mandalay]

Pretty cute (glad I'm not blond):lool :lool :lool

HUH? And whyever not??? :tap :tap :tap
I think the gal had some good ideas in there.... Wonder if she can teach me to sew, too?

[Lady Leigh]

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Thank God I have red highlights in my blond hair! Somehow that makes me feel better!

[Adah Isaacs Menken]

HUH? And whyever not??? :tap :tap :tap
I think the gal had some good ideas in there.... Wonder if she can teach me to sew, too?

Kica, here's a true story just for you.

I was putting together a going away lunch for a co-worker that was leaving our office. We were going to a Mexican restaurant and I had a couple of to-go menus at my desk so people could make their selection ahead of time. One of my co-workers (blond) I work very closely with came over to look at a menu to decide what she wanted. She picked up a menu and a look of horror crossed her face. :help She says, "OMG! This menu is in Spanish!!" I just about fell out of my chair. I said, "It's a Mexican restaurant?"

She hadn't gotten past the title of each menu item to see the description in English. I teased her for days about how cute it was that she had said that and what a great response for a "blond".

The next week, she colored her hair brown. Not really anything drastic for her. This is a gal that likes to change her hair color every few weeks, usually some shade of blond, she is now slowly starting to incorporate some of the blond, her natural color, back in.

I'm still glad I'm not blond.

[Duzy Wales]

:rofl Funny post...the downside is I have a beautiful blond niece who is so tired of hearing blond jokes, she wants to dye her hair black....just imagine the upkeep and how it will look with her light skin coloring! It seems she is going gothic, covering a beautiful natural blond color with wonderful natural highlights! I am taking her a long black wig to see if I can change her mind about the coloring! :beg

[Greeneyed Gypsy]

Oh my...Duzy tel her if she must go vamp go with the white white look...it will be much less painful when she tires of it, my mother only let me have my hair colored to try a new product in High School ( yep thats me lab rat #1)

Funny post! Lizzie I am gonna tell Cherie you are talking about her again...but then anyone who recieves a playing card christmas ornaments and exclaimes *Ohhhh look its in black and red just like we were for the Queens of Cards...where ever did you find them?!? * Deserves all the ribbing we can give her! :gg

Greeneyed ( dont look at me *I* have a shelf full of chickens from you turkeys out there!! LMAO!!) Gypsy:lalala :faint :lool :lool :lool :lool

[Victoria Rose Hyde]

:faint :lool :lool :lool