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Wallaby Jack
07-21-2006, 10:51 PM
(I am thinkin' of sharin' my vast experience an' startin' a school ............)



"Wallaby Jack's Cowgirl Action Shootin' School for Corseted Saloongirls"

All are welcome to apply ..........
...please send suitable photographs with resume` ..... (but, don't bother with all that written stuff)

Respondants may post here

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Wallaby Jack
07-21-2006, 10:52 PM
.........Well Orville, ... do ya think it'll fly ?

Four-Eyed Buck
07-21-2006, 11:00 PM
Probably like a lead balloon, Wallaby...............:lool :rofl

Kid Sopris
07-21-2006, 11:14 PM
I bet ROSS-ANNE might sign up!..................................Maybe not. :lool

Drusilla
07-22-2006, 12:29 AM
Wallaby, I am sure you are in heaven thinking of a schoolroom/range full of corsetted women a-waiting instruction!:faint

Manon Antoinette
07-22-2006, 01:15 AM
Well maybe if they get to keep the guns :tban

Sweet Jenny-Lynne
07-22-2006, 01:32 AM
Instruction???? ON WHAT?? Or should I say HOW?

SJL

Wallaby Jack
07-22-2006, 02:09 AM
All questions shall be answered........

...... to tha participants what is registered ! (that orta give me time ta thimk up sumtin....)

ps Ya gotta brung yer own guns an' ammo ....

Ida Hands
07-22-2006, 02:29 AM
Where will it be held? Do we have to fly over to OZ? Sounds like fun. Do we get to party with the instructor(s) after class? Let me see....getting guns on the airline....not getting them lost....they have to arrive when the ladies do....hmmmm...this looks like a job for.... OH LOOK A WALLABY! :wallaby :chick

Wallaby Jack
07-22-2006, 08:08 PM
Hmmmmmmm ..... maybe I need to widen the scope a bit.......


I hereby announce that my school has been expanded, and is now to be know as......

WALLABY JACK'S COWGIRL ACTION SHOOTING SCHOOL
FOR CORSETED DANCEHALL AND SALOON GIRLS



(enrollment procedures are unchanged .....)

:wallaby

Texas Tall
07-22-2006, 08:28 PM
Hey Wallaby, what happens to them that missbehave???:gg

Do they get kept in after class???:rofl :rofl

See ya .....................Texas Tall:cgun

Wallaby Jack
07-22-2006, 08:46 PM
.......well, I doubt they'll be expelled...........

I s'pose it'll depend on just how bad they can be ...... :tap

Chantry
07-22-2006, 09:41 PM
Wallaby, you wouldn't happen to need an assistant instructor would you?

Coffee Em
07-22-2006, 11:59 PM
What Wallaby isn't admitting is...them dancehall and saloon girls will likely teach him a thing or two! :rofl:rofl:rofl

(Misbehave, my eye...!)

Ida Hands
07-23-2006, 12:05 AM
Hey Wallaby, what happens to them that missbehave???:gg

Do they get kept in after class???:rofl :rofl

See ya .....................Texas Tall:cgun

On occasion I have said, "The Badder, The Better". http://georgehernandez.com/h/xComputers/Communicating/eSpeak/media/y6/05.gif

Wallaby Jack
07-23-2006, 02:35 AM
I ain't sayin' nuffin' .......... :blush

Texas Tall
07-23-2006, 05:20 AM
Wallaby, you wouldn't happen to need an assistant instructor would you?

Sorry pard, the job has already been filled, and I've paid Wallaby the 'Money':jp

See ya ......Texas Tall.:cgun

Tatted Lady
07-23-2006, 09:58 AM
Miss Fannie is already the teacher's pet (er, i mean assistant).

Anybody else that wants that job, will have to stand in line.:rofl :rofl

:lool :lool :lool :chick :lool :lool :lool

Wallaby Jack
07-23-2006, 03:11 PM
Yes, that's right.......
....an' that line starts right behind Miss Tatted ......... :w2

Texas Tall
07-24-2006, 01:38 AM
Yes, that's right.......
....an' that line starts right behind Miss Tatted ......... :w2



Think I'll just squeeze in between 'em:rofl...Ahhhh.

See Ya.........................T.T.:cgun

Tatted Lady
07-24-2006, 08:00 AM
We're all signed up for school, and we don't even know what he is teaching:faint :faint :faint And I'm second in line.

What kinda classes will Wallaby be teaching?????

Let's take a survey.....Will it be electrical??????? It might feel electrical, but it won't be the kind with Ohm's in it!!

Give us your idea....


:help I've fallen and I can't get up.:lool :lool :lool

Good morning Wallaby:goOh yea, you are sleeping again!!!!

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Wallaby Jack
07-24-2006, 03:21 PM
.......but, I haven't received yer application yet .........:tap

Tatted Lady
07-24-2006, 06:44 PM
I haven't received the application to fill out.

I might not quailify.

Wallaby Jack
07-25-2006, 05:23 AM
To fill out tha application form, you simply fill out yer corset an' post a pitcher....

:wallaby

Tatted Lady
07-25-2006, 04:12 PM
Yeeee Haaaa, I think Wallaby wants corsets to be our uniform.....:lool

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