application ?

[Hugh Damwright]

Anyone know where a full copy of the Belle's application for my prospective dates is located ? I may be needing it soon....

[Kid Sopris]

Yeah I do !http://www.carolinabelles.net/vb/showthread.php?t=2506

[Hugh Damwright]

Thanks Kid, btw... Redhead !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :tban

[Kid Sopris]

I wish there was an easier way to say this but:

[Catawba Kate]

Hey, Hugh, is that why you haven't been around much lately? Don't answer my phone calls? Don't email me back? :tap I think we need to add a few more stipulations to that application:
1. She must submit a picture of herself in full, period correct Victorian clothes from 1873.
2. A picture of herself in an authentic Dale Evans costume.
3. A picture of herself in an authentic Native Amerian dress made by an authentic Native American.
Any more questions?:lool :lool :lool :kiss

[Hugh Damwright]

You haven't called me... I replied to the only email you sent me.... I think "Ma Belle" is losing her touch ~ :gg:gg:lalala

[Fannie Kikinshoot]

Thanks Kid, btw... Redhead !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :tban
The only way to go!!

[Tornado Alli]

Kate, excellent addition to the requirements! Nothing but the very best for our Hugh!!!!!!

[Hugh Damwright]

The only way to go!!

HUGH DAMWRIGHT !!!!

[Duzy Wales]

Hugh, I hope she is just what you are looking for and gives you the love that you deserve. :)

[Jady]

Is this lil' redheaded someone possibly the same someone you took to the races a few weeks ago????????????

[Wallaby Jack]

..................... with MY pitcher ?????? :tap

[Hugh Damwright]

No Jady, that was just a close, long time friend of mine who lives down that way. A fellow race fan that I don't get to see that often anymore. :)

[Coffee Em]

A redhead who appreciates a snappy dresser? Better warn her about splinters before you hug her...:rofl

(I second Duzy--hope she's a doll, and thinks you're one, too!)

[Hugh Damwright]

(I second Duzy--hope she's a doll, and thinks you're one, too!)
You say that as you obviously haven't met me yet !! :gg:gg:gg hehe, thanks yall. We'll see how it goes....

[Duzy Wales]

I have met you and I said it too!
:gg :gg

[Hugh Damwright]

..................... with MY pitcher ?????? :tap

NO Wobbly, I didn't take your pitcher to the race see.... I took the Belles' pitcher and Catawba Kate was supposed to hold yours that day, so since I had a pitcher with her... you were still there... Check with ol' Katawaba on that. :lalala

[Wallaby Jack]

I'd be strongly considerin' withdrawin' that reference to Miss Kate, iff'n I wuz you, son .....
................ could get mighty unhealthy ta be a known associate of your'n.... :scared

:tap

[Jady]

Our WebMaster hard at work....


http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e381/Jadym/joebeaver1.jpg


... or is he busy downloading a certain Belle Approval Application to give to a certain redhead ??????????

[Nellie Blue]

:rofl :rofl :rofl

[Hugh Damwright]

Well, she now has a blank form of the application.....~crosses fingers..~<crosses fingers=""> <crosses fingers=""></crosses></crosses> ;)

[Fannie Kikinshoot]

Bring the completed application with you on Saturday. Alli, Kate and I will review and let you know if she is worthy to advance to the next stage....meeting us.

[Hugh Damwright]

She's red headed, was in law enforcement (clean background, can shoot), and just moved back up hear from Ft. Lauderdale Florida. (originally from here). After browsing Barnes and Noble, TJ Maxx, eating at Trips, we then took in a movie (Cars!!!). I have given her a pretty good briefing on CAS and the Belles. She knows about the GPC honor coin and woody. She saw the Belles on the card I had in my truck. So far she's doing really well. ;)

[Black Box Belle]

Wow! you guys are tought!!!! :faint

I was just reading that application and boy is that a doozy.....I don't even think I could pass it!!!!

But hey nothing wrong with having the RIGHT standards! Good Luck! :noe

[Kid Sopris]

(In a Jimmy Stewart voice)...Now you see, this standard thing is being looked at from different directions. Hugh wants a "10", and there is nothing wrong with that, It's just I want a "10" as well. I am just willing to take five "2's".:lool :lool :tap :lool :lool

[Black Box Belle]

Don't get me wrong...there is nothing wrong with standards....

I am just saying that I am gonna have to work at these standards.....You guys are tough! I better get sewing.....:sewing

And yes I too would be happy with five 2's...but I think two 5's may be a lot more entertaining!!! :sk :rofl :lool

[Chihuahua Floyd]

Kid,
No way would I want five 2's. One wife and two daughters is plenty of women in one house for me.
If I had 5, I'd need three or four houses, sixteen cars, 12 jobs, win the lottery and I'd still be broke.
One Woman per man is plenty.
CF (who is happy with what he has, and don't have)

[Kid Sopris]

Kid,
No way would I want five 2's. One wife and two daughters is plenty of women in one house for me.
If I had 5, I'd need three or four houses, sixteen cars, 12 jobs, win the lottery and I'd still be broke.
One Woman per man is plenty.
CF (who is happy with what he has, and don't have)

Oh Sure, That's easy for you to say!:lool :tap

[Chihuahua Floyd]

Oh Sure, That's easy for you to say!:lool :tap

Actually, it is easy for me to say. I got lucky. She's not perfect, but we love each other even after 20 years.
I may even be able to get her to a match at GPC this year.
CF

[Nellie Blue]

OK, this is what I'll be looking for at EOT...

a 4 and a 6

or

a 7 and a 3

or

I'd settle for a 2 and a 8! :rofl :rofl :rofl

[Hugh Damwright]

And end up with a buncha ONES, Nellie ?? :lalala

[Kid Sopris]

Yeah, but that is still ten more than she has right now!:lool :lool :lool

[Nellie Blue]

So true!! :gg :lalala :waiting

[Nellie Blue]

What I wouldn't give....oh, look! A (chick)

[Kid Sopris]

WHERE ? What ?

[Wallaby Jack]

Whaddya mean "WHERE ? What ?"


...............she's gonna were her corset !


:wallaby
some people..........

[Hugh Damwright]

She likes margaritas and owns a COLT !!!!!!!! :tban:tban:tban:tban

[Wallaby Jack]

Isn't there a song that goes ......".. Marguarita's makes her Colt fall off...." ?



:fm

[Kid Sopris]

Wallaby here ya go!

Colt (http://www.hit-country-music-lyrics.com/Joe-Nichols-Tequila-Makes-Her-Clothes-Fall-Off-Lyrics.html)

Marguerite is at the holiday inn
Oh have mercy my only thought
Was tequila makes her Colt's fall off
I told her put an extra layer on
I know what happens when she drinks patron?
Her closets missing half the things she bought
Yea tequila makes her COLT's fall off

She'll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink
Them panty hose aint gonna last too long If the dj puts bon jovi on
She might come home in a table cloth
Yea tequila makes her Colt's fall off
She can handle any champagne brunch
A bridal shower with Bacardi punch Jello
shooters full of Smirnoff
But tequila makes her Colt's fall off

She'll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink
She don't mean nothing She just havin fun
Tomorrow she say oh what have I done
Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost
Yea tequila makes her Colt's fall off
Oh tequila makes her Colt's fall off
Oh tequila makes her Colt's fall off

[Coffee Em]

Oh, man, that's a match DQ, isn't it?

[Wallaby Jack]

Not always.........
....... sometimes it's a "Stage DQ", .............or, maybe even just a "oops :blush".....

Although them Margurita's could become a problem at tha range......


:sassmarshall



Thanks Mr. Sopris, .......... now to find out if she has an unattached sister .........
..... with a like minded disposition..... :wallaby

[Hugh Damwright]

Well, she has now seen the video of the Gunpowder Creek Regulators on tv, and watched "Cowboys, Meet the Carolina Belles" episode. Put her through this when we came back this evening. She briefly met my parents and I met hers.... So far I see no signs at all of a dq. ;)

[Nellie Blue]

So far I see no signs at all of a dq.

Yahoo!!! :tban :tban :tban Good news!

[Wallaby Jack]

......... what about tha "unattached sister of like minded disposition" ?

[Catawba Kate]

Hugh, this is all good news but where in the heck is her application?? :tap :tap

[Hugh Damwright]

Marguerite is at the holiday inn
Oh have mercy my only thought
Was tequila makes her Colt's fall off
I told her put an extra layer on
I know what happens when she drinks patron?




OR is it when she drinks WITH Patron ???? :gg

Her mom also owns a colt and was last year's SC state champ in her category (double action). I'll hafta work on that newfangled equipment..... I think it's just a passing fad anyway. ;)

[Hugh Damwright]

Hmmm.... since last Wed. when we had our first official date... I've seen her everyday except Sunday... :)

Sorry Wobbly, she's an only child and you ain't takin' this one from me! :gg

[Kitty Phann]

oh,oh! that's how it started with PD and me!:tban

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Same with me'n' Susie, Kitty:lool :faint

[Chihuahua Floyd]

Why wasn't she at GPC on Sat?
And does this have anything to do with you looking almost human on Sat?
and you shot fairly well also.
Fannie, I said he looked ALMOST human.

[Hugh Damwright]

She was tied up in the morning, someone was looking at the house she is living in (potential buyer). She will be at a match soon. No that had nothing to do w/ my outfit. I was insulted several times about that, I will redeem myself shortly~~ evilb:

No comment on the shooting... I kinda blew the first 2 stages but that cure will be in my mailbox today. Did have one good stage though, knew it went good but didn't realize it went as good as it did !!! That's a first for me at GPC ~~!!!! :tban

[Chihuahua Floyd]

She was tied up in the morning, someone was looking at the house she is living in (potential buyer). She will be at a match soon. No that had nothing to do w/ my outfit. I was insulted several times about that, I will redeem myself shortly~~ evilb:

No comment on the shooting... I kinda blew the first 2 stages but that cure will be in my mailbox today. Did have one good stage though, knew it went good but didn't realize it went as good as it did !!! That's a first for me at GPC ~~!!!! :tban

And for those who don't know, with 81 shooters signed up, Hugh do you think got #1 on a stage?
CF
Good shooting Hugh