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Kid Sopris
05-06-2006, 04:34 PM
Nellie Blue and I , shot at out host club, The El Dorado Cowboys and were lucky enough to get on the same posse. Now Nellie was acting as score keeper and I was a spotter. Then Nellie brought up an interesting statistic. While this one "Younger Adult Male Cowboy" was shooting, she leans over and says to me, "He would be a lot cuter if he was in Wranglers!" :rofl

I don't know how she kept score with all those points, numbers and times! :lool

(This should be a good explanation.......) :waiting

Nellie Blue
05-06-2006, 05:31 PM
Kid, the hypothenuse of what it takes to run the stage squared by the number of misses and the net number divided by the scale number (looks scale 1-10) you should be able to figure the shooters time for the stage. And Wranglers are cut at tighter angles therefore giving a better stage score.

P.S. Are you trying to get me in trouble?

Nellie Blue
05-06-2006, 05:33 PM
Can you tell I've been hanging out with Kid too much? :help :rofl

Chihuahua Floyd
05-06-2006, 06:51 PM
Can you tell I've been hanging out with Kid too much? :help :rofl
Nellie,
Wouldn't that be like having to much fun?
Might even be a good influence on ya.
CF

PS: You saying I should get some tight pants for the Bust Out to improve my score????

Kitty Phann
05-06-2006, 06:53 PM
I new there was some benefit to keeping score!:rofl

Nellie Blue
05-06-2006, 06:57 PM
CF...it's not just tight "pants"...it's gotta be Wranglers! :rofl

Nellie (who knows this post is gonna get her in hot water) Blue

Greeneyed Gypsy
05-06-2006, 07:17 PM
Yeah but Nellie....that only works with cowboys with no butts (sorry boys the facts is the facts:gg ) I married me a stocky cut cowboy and wrangler aint made a pant that fits him I am affraid. :rofl

Greeneyed ( whats skinny enough for both of us :rofl and likes Hubbie huggable thanks!) Gypsy

Chihuahua Floyd
05-06-2006, 07:19 PM
Nellie,
Are Wranglers "Period Correct". Don't matter, don't think I got any. Only Levis, Rustlers and Wah-maker (to shoot in).
Guess I'll just score low.
GG, I ain't got enough butt to fill out anything anyhow.
CF

Fannie Kikinshoot
05-06-2006, 08:34 PM
CF, are "B-Western correct".
Nellie, yep, this post might get you in more trouble than you think....I bet I know a cowboy who is headed out to buy a pair of "smack your momma, oh my gawd, look at him" tight wranglers.:faint

Hugh Damwright
05-06-2006, 08:37 PM
Oh great, I really will be wearing Wranglers to shoot in the Bust Out. Now I'm gonna be wondering if there are any "eyes" behind me ! ( for their sake, i hope not!!!) :chick

Nellie Blue
05-06-2006, 10:17 PM
:rofl :rofl :rofl Fannie, you're too funny!

P.S. CF...Wahmakers are a close 2nd!!!

Aspen Filly
05-07-2006, 12:22 AM
I just love what cowboy boots do to a man's behind!!!:faint

Coffee Em
05-07-2006, 12:40 PM
Nellie, your scoring system raises what could have been a purely subjective judgment to something that can be accurately reproduced by any female RO in any club. You've done this sport a valuable service, and I'm recommending you for the SASS Hall of Fame. :rofl :rofl :rofl :go

Chihuahua Floyd
05-07-2006, 01:21 PM
Hmmmmm, if Nellie keeps score for the bust out and I wear something loose, most things are, I might finish in the 75th spot. This will require some thought.
Naa, I'l count on Chipmunk finishing 75th, I'll aim just a little higher.
CF

Coffee Em
05-07-2006, 03:58 PM
Good luck, Papa C., 'cause I wouldn't be surprised if this is the match where Chipmunk shows you how it's done! (Better get some sharp-looking trousers just in case Nellie's scoring!)

Chihuahua Floyd
05-07-2006, 04:40 PM
EM,
Do you remember ZZ Top's song "Sharp Dressed Man"?
Well, that wasn't me. I've always been the scruffy type of classic cowboy.
As for Chipmunk beating me, I'd beleive somebody was playing with the scores. But, might better leave her ammo at home just in case, play with sights on pistols. Wonder if I have time to remove the shot from her shotgun shells?
CF (who's only kidding bout Chipmunks ammo, maybe)

Pretty Mean Shawme
05-20-2006, 12:29 AM
[quote=Nellie Blue]CF...it's not just tight "pants"...it's gotta be Wranglers! :rofl

True oh so so true!!!

Maddam Fyre
05-20-2006, 11:16 AM
I am ALL for Levi's myself. Wranglers tend to be like the plains; a few hills, mostly flat. Levi's, well, they can make the plains tend to look like Hill country; lots of curving hills, wonderful scenery to view. This is about the only time I wouldn't mind being last in line! :ss

Pretty Mean Shawme
05-20-2006, 12:12 PM
:rofl:rofl:fun

Nellie Blue
05-20-2006, 12:39 PM
I was sitting here trying to figure out how this post ended up on the "I Love My Shotgun" thread....oh, yeah...it was about scorekeeping! :rofl Some of us girls have our priorities...shooting...scorekeeping...clothes :gg