Garnet Rose Posts Great Cartoons

[Garnet Rose]

Just wanted you all to know that I don't feel proprietary at all in the posting of cartoons (make any sense?), even though I'm getting a reputation for doing it. These links are my main sources for comics:

http://www.unitedmedia.com/categories/index.html

http://www.ucomics.com/

Enjoy!

[Coffee Em]

Oh, gawd. Now I need a button that reads, "YAY! The Apocalypse! YAAAYYYY!"
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Cheers,
Coffee Em

[Ima Schofield]

Some I found on an old calendar my grandpa had...

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Banking in California

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reading.....

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beer........

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the last bet.

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exercise......

[Ima Schofield]

volunteer....

[Ima Schofield]

quicksand.....

[Ima Schofield]

Wallaby and Hugh???

[Ima Schofield]

Kid and Buck

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Something to ponder while washing your hair...

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Something to bear in mind while hiking...

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Ya gotta kiss a lotta frogs...

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People and Pets

[Fannie Kikinshoot]

Oh my....Todd the TOAD!!! :lool :lool :rofl :rofl :lool :lool

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First example

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Second example

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Third example

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Fourth example

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Fifth example

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Sixth example

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But I found a better match for that Shar Pei

[Fannie Kikinshoot]

You are so right..........

[Fannie Kikinshoot]

Do you remember the Cocker Spaniel look?

[Fannie Kikinshoot]

:rofl :rofl :rofl

[Fannie Kikinshoot]

Wow, this is too funny.

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Not only do some folks resemble their pets, they may turn into them!

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At a SASS event, the hat wouldn't be much of a clue...

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I know it's spring now, but I got a laugh out of this one.

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While the unicorns were hiding, playing silly games...

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The best laid plans...

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Houston, we have a problem...

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Oh so true!

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Glad I've got Calico as my guinea pig :noe

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Le mew, le purr...

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Not exactly striped dresses, but...

[Kitty Phann]

it's a good smile!:rofl :rofl

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Don't forget the fruit on a stick!

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Gossip over the back fence

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And Mother's Day is on its way...

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They would probably empathize with Humphrey Bogart's (paraphrased) sentiment in the movie We're No Angels, "The trouble is, I assume everyone is honest but me."

[Garnet Rose]

This joke reminded me of Shawn Ogg (youngest son of Nanny Ogg of Terry Pratchett's Discworld fame) who invented the Lancrastian Army Knife with its folding saw, tweezers and other essential tools and utensils for the soldier in the field, such as: Adjustable device for winning ontological arguments; tool for extracting the truth from a given statement; device for dissecting paradoxes; appliance for detecting small grains of hope; spiral thing for ascertaining the reality of being and an instrument for ending arguments very quickly.

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:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

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To mosey or not to mosey, that is the question!

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Gives the command "Draw!" a whole new meaning :cgun

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Be careful what you include in your choice of pool toys :go

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If you ever wondered how it got its name...

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Somehow, Kid (and the Saturday Night Sing-Along) comes to mind...

[Kid Sopris]

Yep! That Cartoon sums it up real well! I was going to say......
Oh Look! A :chick
:lool :lool :fun :lool :lool

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Another one for you, Kid

(We lived in Virginia during my formative years and I had a transistor radio. The local station WGN would sign off at night, but my radio picked up a New York station and the DJ was Cousin Brucie.)

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Fleur, here's one for you!

[Lizzie Marie]

I love cousin Brucie.....he is on satellite radio now...and was the dj for the movie Dirty Dancing.....
Lizzie(who is not admitting she had a transistor radio under her pillow at night listening to KHJ or KRLA)Marie

[Kid Sopris]

Lizzie, You forgot KFWB, before they went all news! Bill Angel was the news Guy, and that was his radio name. His real name Was Bill Fioravanti. His son Nolan and Daughter Beverly and I all went to school together, Walter Junior High and North Hollywood High. (Go Huskies).:ty for the memories!

[Coffee Em]

Oh, man, this prompted such a nostalgia-fest that I had to Google the old station lineup to make sure I remembered the names properly. In junior high and high school I was listening to WLS out of Chicago ("The Cancer of the Cornfields," we called it, since the signal was so strong it overwhelmed anything near it on the AM band). Clark Weber in the morning before school, Ron Riley in the evening while I did my homework...and Art Roberts after that, if I had newspaper layout to finish. Weber and Riley had an on-air joke rivalry, with listeners chipping in on pranks they'd play on each other during their shows.

Larry Lujack moved into Dex Card's after school/drivetime slot and improved it greatly, but Weber and Riley were my very first rock 'n' roll heroes.

Oh, I'm soooooo ooooooold.:re

[Kitty Phann]

Well Em you have company! I must be old too cause I listened to WLS too. Larry Lujack alot. I could get that station all the way up in Sheboygan!

[Lizzie Marie]

Lizzie, You forgot KFWB,
Oh yeah.....channel 98....

[DogWoman]

I lived two hours from NYC and grew up on Cousin Brucie!!!! (Bruce Morrow).

We also used to listen to Don Imus before he went talk. He was a scream in his heyday. Sure loved the Reverend Dr. Billy Soul Harkus.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

I had one of those things under my pillow, too. Used to listen to a station out of Fort Wayne late at night here in Ohio. Wish I could remember their call letters.......Buck:help :go

[Jady]

Lizzie, You forgot KFWB, before they went all news! Bill Angel was the news Guy, and that was his radio name. His real name Was Bill Fioravanti. His son Nolan and Daughter Beverly and I all went to school together, Walter Junior High and North Hollywood High. (Go Huskies).:ty for the memories!

Hey Kid, I graduated from Sylmar High...We used to play you guys!! Go Spartans!!!

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Goldilocks finds out what payback is:

WEST VANCOUVER, British Columbia Jun 19, 2006 (AP)— It was a real-life version of Goldilocks and the Three Bears only in reverse when a woman came home to find a young bear eating oatmeal in her kitchen.
The bear apparently entered through an open sliding glass door, broke a ceramic food container and started eating, West Vancouver police Sgt. Paul Skelton said.
"It sounds like a nursery rhyme, doesn't it?" Skelton said. "At least we have a health-conscious bear on our hands."
Three police officers who went to the home Thursday couldn't get the bear to budge, so authorities let the animal finish its meal.
"The bear didn't appear to be aggressive and wasn't destroying the house, so they just let it do what it was doing and eventually the bear decided to make its way out of the residence and down toward a forested gully," Skelton said. "It ended the best it could."
Skelton said bears in the suburbs north of Vancouver have been coming out of hibernation as hungry as ever but later than usual this spring because of a heavier than normal snowpack from the winter. The report Thursday was one of six complaints police said they received about bears in the area that day.

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And another warmup for the Saturday night singalong

We chased lady luck, 'til we finally struck
Bonanza
With a gun and a rope and a hat full of hope,
we planted our family tree.
We got a hold of a pot full of gold,
Bonanza
With a horse and a saddle,
and a ring full of cattle,
How rich can a fellow be?
On this land we put our brand,
Cartwright is the name,
Fortune smiled,
the day we filed the Ponderosa claim.
Here in the west,
we're livin' in the best
Bonanza
If anyone fights any one of us,
he's got a fight with me
Bonanza
Hoss and Joe and Adam know
every rock and pine,
No one works fights, or eats,
like those boys of mine
Here we stand in the middle of a grand
Bonanza
With a gun and a rope and a hatful of hope,
we planted our family tree,
We got a hold of a potful of gold
Bonanza
With a houseful of friends where the rainbow ends,
How rich can a fellow be?
On this land we put our brand Cartwright is the name,
Fortune smiled, the day we filed the Ponderosa claim
Here in the west we're living in the best
Bonanza
With the friendliest, fightingist, lovingist band,
That ever set foot in the promised land
And we're happier than them all.
That's why we call it
Bonanza...bonanza.. bonanza..

[Garnet Rose]

Only snails suffering from depression should order margaritas :go

[Iron Ed]

A cowboy walked into a bar and ordered a whiskey. When the
bartender delivered the drink, the cowboy asked, "Where is
everybody?"

The bartender replied, "They've gone to the hanging."

"Hanging? Who are they hanging?"

"Brown Paper Pete," the bartender replied.

"What kind of a name is that?" the cowboy asked.

"Well," said the bartender, "he wears a brown paper hat,
brown paper shirt, brown paper trousers, and brown paper
shoes."

"How bizarre," said the cowboy. "What are they hanging him
for?"

"Rustling," said the bartender.

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Ed, I've got one response to that joke, and it's a groan! :rofl

[Iron Ed]

Ed, I've got one response to that joke, and it's a groan! :rofl
Then I win!!! :) :) :)

[Tatted Lady]

:rofl :rofl :rofl

Did you hear about the blonde that was pregnant?????











She asked,,,,,Is it mine!!!!!!!

[Tatted Lady]

:lool :lool :lool


What is the difference between your wife and your girlfriend?????




















45 lbs.!!!!!!




What is the difference between your husband and your boyfriend??????














45 minutes!!!!!!!

[Lady Fleur]

And another warmup for the Saturday night singalong

We chased lady luck, 'til we finally struck
Bonanza
With a gun and a rope and a hat full of hope,
we planted our family tree.
We got a hold of a pot full of gold,
Bonanza
With a horse and a saddle,
and a ring full of cattle,
How rich can a fellow be?
On this land we put our brand,
Cartwright is the name,
Fortune smiled,
the day we filed the Ponderosa claim.
Here in the west,
we're livin' in the best
Bonanza
If anyone fights any one of us,
he's got a fight with me
Bonanza
Hoss and Joe and Adam know
every rock and pine,
No one works fights, or eats,
like those boys of mine
Here we stand in the middle of a grand
Bonanza
With a gun and a rope and a hatful of hope,
we planted our family tree,
We got a hold of a potful of gold
Bonanza
With a houseful of friends where the rainbow ends,
How rich can a fellow be?
On this land we put our brand Cartwright is the name,
Fortune smiled, the day we filed the Ponderosa claim
Here in the west we're living in the best
Bonanza
With the friendliest, fightingist, lovingist band,
That ever set foot in the promised land
And we're happier than them all.
That's why we call it
Bonanza...bonanza.. bonanza..
I loved that show! I was at the Ponderosa Ranch the day Michael Landon died.. Pretty crazy to have happened that way...

[Garnet Rose]

Fill in your own "walks into a bar" punchline here

[Garnet Rose]

The more things change, the more they stay the same :rofl